The old thread is WAY old, so I thought I'd start up a new one, starting with gems from the past and some new ones I thought I'd add.
Companion thread: https://forums.marvelheroes.com/discussion/139232/the-truths-of-marvel-heroes#latest
"You're right, Bruce. I don't like it when you're angry." Spider-Man to Hulk.
A) Spider-Man talk to HULK, not puny BANNER! B ) We really like it when Hulk angry, because when Hulk angry, HULK SMASH!
"No, Spider-Man, I do not want to be your 'Amazing Friend.'" Black Widow to Spider-Man.
Black Widow is "Amazing Friends" with just about every significant male in the Marvel universe. Some of the women, too, if you read between the right lines.
"I could have beaten you with a ballet routine." Black Widow.
Seeing as I got KOed four times in that fight, and two of them were one-shots. . . no. No you couldn't.
"The Professor would be proud of me." Cyclops.
After the events of AvX, I rather doubt it.
"Where did I go wrong?" - Random Purifier.
Maybe in deciding to declare hate war against a group of people who can easily be classified as persons of mass destruction. Just throwing it out there.
"We serve the one true HYDRA." - Random HYDRA agent.
Would that be Red Skull, Baron Zemo, Baron Strucker, Madame HYDRA, or Arnim Zola?
"I will add this to the arsenal." - Black Widow.
Don't get too excited there, Tasha. It's just a purple. You've donated hundreds of them.
"This is state of the art." - Black Widow, after picking up a rune.
Uh, no, no it is not. It's actually the exact opposite.
"You know, Emma, I can read minds with my clothes on." - Jean Grey
A) Emma is wearing clothes (granted, barely). B ) That line might be a little more convincing if you said in a slightly less sultry tone of voice. And if you're wearing your Black Queen outfit at the time. . .
"I will not bear the shame of defeat!" - Lady Deathstrike.
Yes, yes you will. Again. But then, since you've been defeated so many times, is there really any shame left in it?
"You know what 'invulnerable' means?" - Juggernaut.
Indeed I do. But since I've just knocked you on your backside for the umpteenth time, I'm beginning to wonder if you do.
"But I'm the Master of Magnetism!" - Magneto.
Apparently not, since Wolverine, Colossus, Rocket Raccoon, and Punisher just got done smacking you around.
(Sarcastically) "Oh look. An Avenger. We're saved." - Daredevil.
And when was that last time you smacked down the Kree, the Skrulls, Thanos, Kang, or Doctor Doom?
"How much do you love me now?" - Emma Frost, on level-up.
Get real, Emma. No one loves. . . I love you more than anything in the entire world and then some. Let me buy you something I can never ever afford in a million years to prove it to you. Please?